Raunchy Room service
You would make the reservation and get there before me, late in the evening. Set the room up with a bottle of wine and something for me to wear, then leave a package with the front desk and spend the next half-hour at the bar. I would arrive alone, accept the package, and go up to the room. I would take a shower and change into the clothes you left, then drink a little wine and prepare the room. Put the toys you’ve left in the bedside table, as though they’d been there naturally, then pull the blindfold over my eyes and settle in to bed. You would open the door with your key and slip inside, pulling it closed behind you. I’m panting on the bed, terrified but oddly aroused. I pretend I’m asleep, …