I turned my girlfriend into my slave
Zzzzzzzt…. Zzzzzzt…. Zzzzzt… I lazily reached out and picked up the phone. It was my friend, Will. “Hey listen, Mike, I need to tell you something urgently, can I come over?” “Yeah, come round any time man, I’m home tonight” I sat back and carelessly wondered what he wanted. Probably found another dirt cheap, amazing car that he just had to buy. It doesn’t take long until I see headlights shining through the front window of my home and hear the door burst open. Will rushes in looking flustered. “Woah, calm down, do you need a drink?” “Look, you aren’t going to like this but you have to know. It’s Michelle, I just saw her with my neighbour” Will lives in an city centre flat, so I get to hear all the nasty stories about …