Johnny Chinskinski and Ms. Hempanov… caught
“What the fuck?!” Looking back, Johnny Chinskinski stopped humping his Algebra I teacher, completely frozen as his principal stared at them with his jaw hanging to the floor. ‘Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…’ was all Ms. Hempenov could think to herself. Her mind was on repeat; she could not even begin to fathom what was happening at this point. Without even looking, she knew who walked in- the only person in the school with the key to her room- Principal Heinrich. Besides him having the master key, she could tell it was him by his oddly high-pitched voice. At 6’6 and around 350 pounds with a bald-topped comb over, Henrick would have been the last person anyone would have expected to have a voice similar to that of Bart Simpson. Ms. Hempenov knew she …