A deal with Lucy
I guess everyone has been in a relationship that was going nowhere, but they were too lazy to break up. That’s where I was with Lucy. But I can’t say it was difficult to stay with her, either. I stayed with her for the same reasons I noticed her in the first place – namely that she was smoking hot. Slim, blonde and petite at only 5’3”, Lucy attracted attention wherever she went. She was also unfailingly kind, generous and loving. So it hurts me to say that she really only had one big failing – and you’ll think I’m being unkind here – but she was really not too bright. I know lots of people will think that they could live with that, no problem. But when you actually live with someone like that …