(Finished) A Tentacle Problem
“Coda, I’m sensing a distress signal from sector 51.” “Alright Nate, take us there.” “Roger that. Computer, set a course to sector 51.” Our spaceship lurched, changing directions to head towards our new destination. My name’s Coda, and I’m a space pirate alongside my partner, Nate. We spend our days and nights scouring the vast reaches of space in search of loot, food and hapless captives to tie up and molest for our pleasure. Sounds cruel? Maybe, but being in space for so long, with so little company tends to do some twisted things to your psyche. Once boredom sets in, you’ll really understand how twisted human sexuality can be, and just what kinds of devious sexual acts you’ll make someone perform just for the thrill of it. It’s funny, because we actually used to …