SHORT TROUSER INCIDENT
Short trouser incident. This happened in another era,when excitment meant making out to be 16 and sneaking into doubtful smutty cinemas. ——————————– I had hit puberty,a bit of a loner,oh yes I had mates,boys and girls,but my real buzz was getting into cinemas to see dirty french films. I knew,mainly only men went in as well. I had no idea what the attraction was for them. With my heart beating like mad and trying to look 16 I got a look of doubt from the ticket lady. “You sixteen are you?” Trying to speak in a gruff voice. ‘Yes,just had my birthday’ “Go on then,I’ll believe you,thousands wouldn’t” It was a hot summers day and I was stupid enough to wear my normal short trousers. Back then,long trousers started at about 14 years old. The usher …