Sawzall II (Paul’s PoV)
How did I get like this? While, I’m a little tied up, if gives me time to reflect. Her name’s not Fiona, but if you want a name, that’ll do. Shrek hadn’t come out as a cartoon yet, and I didn’t know about the book at the time, but I was starting to look at more adult things. Closing my eyes, to the sound of the motor, my sister’s giggles, and the juttering forced out of Fiona. “Huh!” I’ve been a bad, bad girl, she sang. On a dimly lit floor, covered in shag green carpet, propped up on other women’s legs. I’ve been careless with a delicate man, and it’s a sad sad world… “Hhuh!” I remember the first time I saw her. Tied up, in a princess dress. Baby blue, and shiny with …