A WTF Moment – 00
I was slowly started to awake with my body facing down but slightly to the side and hugging a pillow. I could hear music playing somewhere and heard people chattering. My head was spinning and I kept seeing these flashbacks of a dream I must have had. I felt the urge to get up, but that’s when I noticed something heavy had been tossed over my body. It was snoring loudly that it must be a he, also with that much body hair itching my bare-back it had to be a he. It was then I froze. Wait a second, a he was itching my bareback. When I went to rub the sleep from my eyes, I then I noticed that there was some sort of sticky goo plastered over my face, that cake my …