MY DAUGHTER IS A CUM DUMPSTER
This is a particularly difficult situation I have found myself in… To be fair, I am a stupid male who has the most excruciating time thinking with my larger head. Back in April I started something that has definitely spun out of control and every day I cringe that my wife (or authorities for that matter) will learn of my indiscretions and life will cease to exist. It all started the weekend before Easter. We had moved into our first home about three months ago and life in a rural community has been a difficult adjustment for my family. I took a job in rural eastern Colorado and if you have ever been there then you know there really isn’t anything but flat nothingness for hundreds of miles. I took this job because it paid …