The Pussy Train IV
I woke up at 10:30 and immediately checked my phone. No messages. I got up and made myself breakfast. After I cleaned up my phone rang. I excitedly ran to answer it and when I picked it up, the called ID said ‘Robin’. I was disappointed, but answered it. “Dude.” “Hey Will. Did you find Amy last night?” “Yeah, man. And Elly was there, too.” Robin said nothing for a few seconds. “You’re shittin’ me.” “No, seriously. She was there.” “Okay, I hope you’re comfy ‘cuz you’re giving me all the gories.” For the next five minutes I recalled the night in vivid detail to my best friend. “I can’t believe how lucky you are, man. This is the kind of thing EVERY guy fantasizes about. I honestly never thought this happened to anybody. Guess …