Check mate
It’s not easy having a beautiful girl on your arm when she thinks discretion is a ten letter word… CHECK; MATE A sandbox story For the first couple of days our holiday was like any other, nice room, okay food and the usual great service from our Turkish hosts but it was decidedly dull poolside. I’d begun to think we’d left it too late to come away and that everyone ‘interesting’ had been and gone for the season. Several older couples infested the sun loungers like retired lizards, skin blotchy and spotted with huge ungainly freckles and liver spots, balding heads and really grim swimwear that managed simultaneously to be too big and way too small. You get the picture. In short, it wasn’t the people watching safari I’d hoped for, in fact Sassy and …