Three Can Keep a Secret if Two are…in Love
I lead a nice boring life. That’s the way I like it. I don’t need any big highs, and I hope that is balanced out by not having the big lows either. I have a decent job; I’m Assistant Coroner at the county morgue. It’s far from glamorous, but it pays the bills. I drive a decent car, and I can travel a little each year. Not that I have anyone to travel with. I’m recently divorced. We just signed the papers last month. God, was that bitter. Rachel and I had been married for five years; no kids, thank God. But, it got ugly over the assets. It wasn’t like there were a lot of those. We had almost no equity in our house, thanks to the burst housing bubble; two nearly paid for …