Man Tent
My uncle Seth was really tall, and he liked to play Blanket Monster, but the one night, he wanted to play something else. Mom, and dad were out, but he came over to watch us kids. Finally, my brothers passed out, so uncle Seth picked them up, and put them to bed. I thought he must’ve read them a story, because he was gone for most of the show, then he came out wearing a bed-sheet. Normally, he played blanket monster under a moleskin blanket, because that felt like fur, but this was just a plain white sheet. Queen sized, for mom, and dad’s bed, but then he draped it over the couch. “What are you doing?” My sister, and I saw he was naked, “We can’t see the TV.” “Look, I’m a tent.” He …