Neighbors are Bitches
It was early Friday evening when Brendan got a knock on his door. He quickly put on some pants. There was another knock as he shuffled to the door. He looked through the peephole and was surprised to see his neighbor from across the hall. He fumbled with the door but got it open. He immediately regretted not actually getting dressed that morning. His hair was disheveled and his shirt could use a wash. Brendan knew he cleaned up well but he wasn’t cleaned up. Brendan kinda just stared at the athletic blonde standing in front of him, until she finally piped up, “Hey, it’s Brendan right? I hate to impose but are you in town this weekend?” Brendan tried as hard as he could not to stare at her fit body and small perky …