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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 04 Coming Together

Ron was setting the table when the doorbell rang. He didn’t even need to glance at his watch to know what time it was, or who would be at the door. Ron took a deep breath, and drew himself up. Normally, the person at the door would have just knocked twice in rapid succession and would have been invited in. On an occasion when he was expected, like tonight, he would just knock and come on in. Apparently he felt, like Ron, that this night was unlike any other and that everything would be very different. “Hullo, Harry,” Ron said as he opened the door. By unplanned coincidence, Harry and Ron were both dressed up. Harry’s stark black slacks, white shirt, and red and gold tie stood in sharp contrast to Ron’s varying tones of …

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Gotham Sirens: Poison Ivy’s Rapevine

The greenhouse was dark, but not completely quiet. Scratching sounds emanated from the door, cutting out a circle of glass. The glass fell free, and a gloved feminine hand with claws reached in and opened the door. Catwoman crept inside and quietly stepped through the greenhouse, looking around. “There it is,” she thought. “It figures that she would swipe it from the Gotham Pet Products R&D lab before me, but I’m not about to let her keep that engineered hybrid super catnip specimen.” She walked towards the potted plant, stepping over thick vines that were strewn across the floor. Suddenly, the vines began to stir. One of them reached up and wound itself around her boot. “What the hell?” she thought as she found herself unable to advance. “Damn her and her plants.” She reached …

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Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires – Chapter 3 – The Burrow

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires Chapter Three – The Burrow Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author. Story Codes: mf, nc-cons, inc, magic Harry and Ron couldn’t stop smiling, even after the unfortunate and grisly attack the previous night by a group of Death Eaters. The Quidditch match had gone so well, with Ireland beating Bulgaria, and Krum catching the snitch. The unwarranted attack by a group of death eaters and the subsequent Dark Mark blemished the experience to a degree, but only minimally for Ron, who was still dreaming about Narcissa Malfoy’s sweet pussy. The entire Weasley family, along with Harry and Hermione, had returned however, in the early hours of the morning. They were …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 2

Gray Jedi Ch. 2 “Serra, they’re on our tail!” “I see them! Hang on!” Serra Keto and Malik Ran rocketed through the Coruscant system, the Republic navy chasing after them all the while. The Z-95 Starfighters were fast, but their antique Defender-class light corvette held up splendidly, able to evade most incoming attacks. Not to mention that it was also quite well armed. “Get the hyperspace coordinates programed, I’ll keep ‘em at bay,” Malik said. “On it!” Malik pulled up the targeting computer, tracking the fighters behind them. He figured he wouldn’t be able to destroy them, but if he could just throw them off a bit, it would give them their chance to escape. As he placed them in his sights, a transmission came in over the comlink. “Unidentified ship, you have entered Imperial …

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Harry Potter and the Sisters Black – The Complete Saga PART ONE (THE BEGINNING)

HARRY POTTER AND THE SISTERS BLACK – THE COMPLETE SAGA Harry awakens with a groan. He feels the back of his head as he looks around the room. The room he’s in looks to be a cell, one steel door, one cot, one chamber pot, and four gray stone walls. He doesn’t feel anything unusual. He thinks to himself. “Ok, let’s try to figure this out. I was at Privet this morning. I went for my normal run. I thought I saw something in an alleyway and went to investigate it. Suddenly, my head exploded in pain.” He reaches into his sleeve, only to find his wand gone. As panic starts to set in, the door creaks open. Harry gets a glimpse of a sliver hand pushing against the door just before a familiar man …

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I Dream of Jeannie

Roger Healy pulls his car up in front of Maj. Anthony Nelson’s house in Cocoa Beach, Florida, on a beautiful sunny Monday morning. For years Roger and Tony have been riding together to the NASA base several times a week. Roger sees that Tony’s car is gone so he figures that he’s already left. Roger decides to go inside anyway and maybe score a cup of coffee from Jeannie. “Good morning Jeannie”, he calls out as he walks through the front door, “How about a cup of coffee?” Roger sees no one but hears a soft sobbing coming from the living room. “Oh, good morning Maj. Healy”, says Jeannie rising from lying on the couch; as she is wiping tears from her eyes. “My Master has already left for work but you are welcome to …

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Kelly Ripa Wants To Be On Top

This story begins in 2011 when Kelly Ripa was co-host on Live with Regis and Kelly. The story moves through the next year when Kelly finally becomes the star of her own TV show, Live with Kelly and Michael. Kelly Ripa is really pissed off. She has been co-host of the ABC morning show, “Live with Regis and Kelly”, for ten years now. She has poured her heart and soul into this television program. She has done everything she can think of to make the show a success and to make sure that Regis Philbin looks good on camera. And after all this, what does she have to show for all her efforts? She has nothing to show but heartache. Regis Philbin has recently announced, during one of the shows, that he is going to …

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Married with Children_(0)

Richard Baker has lived in his house, on Jeopardy Lane, for 21 years. He bought the house, in a suburb outside Chicago, when he took the job as a salesman for a major pharmaceutical company. At the time, Richard was a young man, only 24 years old. His job has been a successful one, as he went from a salesman to manager of their research and development department, over the years of his employment. Everything has worked out great for him, except for his house and property increasing in value; as he had expected it to. The lack of increasing property values, in the neighborhood, has been because of the house adjacent to his. Richard Baker lives next door to Al and Peggy Bundy. You see, Al has never taken very good care of his …

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The Beverly Hillbillies_(0)

I am self-employed as a business marketing analyst. My job is stressful and usually very busy. As my own boss though, I take off time whenever I want to. This particular day I have taken off to go fishing. I’ve gone to a stream, I know of, in the Santa Monica Mountains. It is a beautiful summer day of 1965 in Southern California; and I’ve found a nice shady spot along the stream. Later that morning I spot an older man walking upstream with a fishing pole. He is tall and slender but looks to be a transient. He has a week-old beard and he’s got on old shabby clothes and floppy hat. He wears a collarless white shirt and clodhopper boots. As he gets closer to my fishing spot, he calls out, “Howdy there, …

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Blame It On Hermione

Very important author’s notes: The spark for this lewd tale came from reading Harry Potter. Regardless of whether you like or dislike the movies or books, imagine how exciting it would be to utilize the ability to go back into someone’s memory and observe what happened to them at a certain point in time. These memories are stored in a stone receptacle . . . called a pensieve. A witch or wizard can extract their own memories or another person’s . . . and stores them in the pensieve, and reviews them later. Anyone can examine the memories in the pensieve, which also allows viewers to fully immerse themselves in the memories stored within, much like a magical form of . . . real world virtual reality. Harry talked Hermione into going into Dumbledore’s office …

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Naruto: Slave for You Ch. 2

Hinata awoke to the smell of breakfast. Slowly, she opened her eyes and was startled to find herself not in her own room. Then the memories of last night started to emerge in her mind as she reached for the collar around her next. It hadn’t been a dream after all. She had told the person she loved more than anyone else in the world how she felt. Then she noticed that Naruto wasn’t in the room. A sense of shame filled her as she remembered her lessons from the academy. She had been taught to awaken before her master. To prepare a meal for him to start the day out right. She had forgotten the basics that had been drilled into her head since day one. “Hey there,” said Naruto as he entered the …

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Modern Family: 1 – The middle child unleashed

Chapter 1 – Alex and Phil The Dunphey house was loud with Phil and Luke trying to create a louder sound system than they already had, Alex growled, as she was trying to study and the noise was annoying her, more than when Haley was eating. “Want a drink?” Haley asked, for some reason she was being nice to her, but she nodded in reply and waited for her to come back, to see if she was going to ask for something. Haley came back with two cans of coke and a twinkle in her eye, or a blown fuse, Alex was never sure. “Thanks” Alex was being courteous before being asked something, she opened her drink and took a few sips, her eyes fluttering as the bubbles went up her nose. “Listen, I was …

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Jane Jetson, Astro and the Paper-Lad

Jane Jetson was taking a long hot relaxing shower; George and the rest of her family were still asleep. She quietly slipped out of her shower and dried herself on a large towel. She then slipped on a white short white dressing gown, and walked into the kitchen. Rosie the robotic maid was busily preparing their breakfasts. Jane said “good morning” to Rosie. Rosie turned to look at Jane then said. “Good morning Mrs. Jetson.” Jane then asked Rosie “if she needed any help preparing the breakfast.” Rosie quickly informed Jane “that everything was nearly ready.” Jane just smiled at Rosie then left the kitchen. She remembered before getting Rosie that she had to do all the cooking and cleaning herself. Now everything was done by Rosie. And Jane was forced to admit, that Rosie …

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The Statues

Part 1 It was just past 4pm when Julia arrived at the Moonrise Hotel. She was extending a layover on her business trip so she could meet up with some friends from college for dinner and drinks. Julia had found the hotel online and it seemed to be nice from the pictures and reviews posted. She was already a little tired from her travels but looking forward to spending time with her friends. Julia walked in and went up to the desk to check-in. There was a sweet little old man behind the counter that took her ID and credit card. After a few minutes of typing he looked back at her a little embarassed. “It seems there has been a mixup in your reservation.” He started. “The room is occupied.” Julia’s heart sunk. She …

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Harry Potter Promise NR.5

Chapter 21 Over 400 reviews! You guys are awesome! Disclaimer: not mine The next week, McGonagall made a rather interesting announcement at the end of class. “Part of the tradition of Triwizard Tournament is to have a Yule ball on Christmas day. It is open to all students fourth year and above, though a younger year may attend, if he or she is escorted by an older student. Mr. Potter, please stay behind.” Harry set his book bag down and waited until the classroom had emptied, before he made his way up to the professor’s desk. Minerva looked at him and smiled, her stern teacher façade giving way to the caring guardian he had gotten to know quite well over the summer. “Harry, as a champion, you will need to make certain you have a …

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Modern Family: 2 – All in the family

Chapter 2 – Keeping it in the family Manny opened the door with his usual charm and Luke high-fived him, Claire went straight to the kitchen and Haley went to the lounge room where Jay was watching a game. “Hey Grandpa, how are you?” Haley asked, sitting down and putting her phone away. Dylan was annoying her and she didn’t want to talk to him right now. “I’m all good sweety. Manny, the nanny, not your cousin, has gotten Joe singing some weird song, but he knows how to mumble it, so I’m happy about that. What about you?” Jay asked her, he sipped on his scotch and leaned back on the couch. “I’m alright. Dylan is annoying me, so I’m just going to take my time before I blow a fuse” Haley told him, …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 1

Greetings, readers! I had so much fun writing my recent Star Wars story, “Of Scavengers and Smugglers,” that I decided to start up another. This one I plan to be a longer-running series. Just how long, I’m not certain yet. At least as long as ideas keep flowing, I suppose. Anyway, this story starts with the immediate aftermath of Anakin Skywalker’s betrayal in Episode III before exploring the Age of the Empire. It does contain erotic scenes, but is rather slow to get to them. Plot and action sequences will take precedent in this story. For example, the first sex scene does not appear until chapter two. If that is not your cup of tea for a Star Wars fan fiction story, my feelings will not be hurt. All the same, I do hope you …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 7

Gray Jedi Ch. 7 Malik struggled as best as he could, but the reflexes of the krykna spiders were too great. Every move he made to try and escape was stymied by the pinching beak of a nearby spider. Deeper and deeper they carried him into their lair, yet all the while Malik pondered the strange specificity of Bendu’s previous wording. He had called this a puzzle, one that they had to solve without the use of violence. Soon, they brought him to an expansive den, the cavernous size of which surprised Malik a bit. Before he could try and comprehend what was happening, the group of spiders released him, placing him back on his feet and backing away from him immediately. This turn of events gave Malik one more reason to stop and ponder …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 9

Gray Jedi Ch. 9 The group made their way with care through a series of back alleys, heading towards one of Coruscant’s seedier entertainment districts. Rex was on guard and nervous the entire time with their traveling companions, but Malik and Serra seemed to know and trust these two. Still, he remained cautious; it’s what keeps a good soldier alive, after all. Soon, they arrived at a door that appeared to be the rear exit to an establishment of some sort. Jax stepped up to the door and knocked in a specific pattern. A moment later, a tiny window slid open in the door. “Password?” came a rough voice. “Coruscant has lovely sunsets,” Jax replied. With a hiss, the door slid open, revealing a large, fat Besalisk. “Jax, ya made it back I see.” “Good …

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(American dad parody) fucking mom and Haley

(How it started) It was a quite day in the Smiths house due to the down pour of rain outside. Steve was playing video games, when he felt a surprising urge to jerk off. So Steve closed the door, whipped out a big tit Asians magazine, and got to business. Steve was in a deep jerk off session, and was about to climax. Steve started speeding up, when Haley (his sister) opened the door. Haley and Steve froze just looking at each other, not knowing what to do or what to say. Haley says, “STEVE REALLY?!? gosh your such a pig” which Steve then replied in saying I couldn’t help it. (Steve’s point of view) Then I said to her that I was playing video games when all of a sudden this urge came over …

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