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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 16 Tasting the Apple

This is a work of fan fiction. All characters are the properties of their respective owners. I own the story line. Tasting the Apple Ginny’s breathing slowly returned to normal as she removed her fingers from her sopping cunt. She kept her eyes closed as she quickly relived the last few minutes. She really should have taken her breakfast and gone to the dining room, or back to her own room so she could get some much needed sleep. She couldn’t help it though, they were right there, fucking, in the kitchen. How could she not sit down and watch them? She was a bit of voyeur, and this had been way too good an opportunity to pass up. She never got to watch real people fuck, and it was so much better than watching …

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Lulu’s Kisses_(1)

Monday morning. I’ve just finished making breakfast for the two most beautiful women on the planet—my wife and daughter—who’re probably getting ready to come downstairs any minute now. I work from home, so I usually cook so that my wife can leave and come home easier. My daughter’s in high school, but I’ll teach how how eventually. Rather, she’ll make me teach her—that girl just loves learning new things. She may not like cooking for her mother, though; Lulu can be really picky. Speaking of, the first to make it downstairs is Lulu, my wife. “Honey, did you leave mine sunny-side-up? You know that’s how I like my eggs.” “Yes, honey, I-“ “And the bacon isn’t too crispy is it?” “No, it’s just fi-“ “Is the toast toasted? You have to toast the toast. If …

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Harry Potter Adventures: Chapter 2 – Cho’s Jealousy

A fortnight had passed since Harry and Hermione’s session and Harry had thought of nothing else since. With the pressure of losing his virginity lifted, Harry felt a lot more confident around the girls and a lot happier then he’d ever been. Both Harry and Hermione were desperate for an opportunity for round 2 to happen but with the immense work-load that was piled on the 6th years, both were too busy to hook up again. Harry’s cock was aching for some more action and little did he know he was soon to get his wish. Little did Harry and Hermione know, but the common room was not empty that day of their sex session. Sat in the corner in the shadows, too shocked to move or speak, sat little Dennis Creevey, too mesmerised by …

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Draculas & Dragons

Draculas & Dragons Chapter One: Mist Travelers It was late in the day, dusk was turning to night. The tall barbarian stumbled out of the alehouse. He reached down and adjusted his large member, pushing the dark purple head back into his loincloth. A man now, he was enjoying drinking at the different alehouses that his party encountered traveling this fantastical world. Last month marked his eighteen year. His ninth on this world, his sister and friends having been transported with him, all meant to become heroes. When he thought of home he missed many luxuries; Saturday morning cartoons and cereal ranked at the top of his list. No one in the alehouse ever believed his stories of home or Count Chocula and Yummy Mummy. They mistook them for monsters he had vanquished. A moment …

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12Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Twelve Summary: Harry receives some letters. And Ron goes on a date. Taking his recent luck with witches into consideration, what will go horribly wrong with the date? The day after the trio destroyed the Horcrux-cup, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were sitting in the empty Great Hall eating breakfast and discussing the possible locations of the other relics. “One down and four to go, including Voldemort,” Hermione said while checking off “Hufflepuff’s cup” from the list she had laid out next to her morning meal. “Which one do we go after next?” asked Ron with his mouth full of kippers. “If any,” Harry began after swallowing his food, “we should find the locket. That one shouldn’t have any sort of traps around it. The other Horcruxes will most likely have a bunch of wards …

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Good Luck Charlie Chapter 1

This is a Good Luck Charlie fanfic. Please keep in mind I don’t own Good Luck Charlie. This is purely fiction meant for sexual enjoyment. This story takes place about 10 years in the future after Good Luck Charlie ended. Because of this Teddy is now 29, Charlie is 14, Gabe is 20, PJ is 31 and Bob and Amy are both 56. CHAPTER 1 Charlie Duncan gasped as she ran a finger over her clit. She rubbed her hands all over her smooth, young body as she laid naked in her bed. It had been an eventful day for young Charlie. In 1st period she’d had sex-ed, and then while walking by the boys locker room she’d seen something that she wasn’t supposed to see. At her school, the girls locker room was down …

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34Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor_(1)

Chapter Thirty Four: And the Walls Come Crumbling Down Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing (et al.) and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Thirty Four: It’s time for Harry to face his destiny! With an ache in both …

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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 04 Coming Together

Ron was setting the table when the doorbell rang. He didn’t even need to glance at his watch to know what time it was, or who would be at the door. Ron took a deep breath, and drew himself up. Normally, the person at the door would have just knocked twice in rapid succession and would have been invited in. On an occasion when he was expected, like tonight, he would just knock and come on in. Apparently he felt, like Ron, that this night was unlike any other and that everything would be very different. “Hullo, Harry,” Ron said as he opened the door. By unplanned coincidence, Harry and Ron were both dressed up. Harry’s stark black slacks, white shirt, and red and gold tie stood in sharp contrast to Ron’s varying tones of …

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Gotham Sirens: Poison Ivy’s Rapevine

The greenhouse was dark, but not completely quiet. Scratching sounds emanated from the door, cutting out a circle of glass. The glass fell free, and a gloved feminine hand with claws reached in and opened the door. Catwoman crept inside and quietly stepped through the greenhouse, looking around. “There it is,” she thought. “It figures that she would swipe it from the Gotham Pet Products R&D lab before me, but I’m not about to let her keep that engineered hybrid super catnip specimen.” She walked towards the potted plant, stepping over thick vines that were strewn across the floor. Suddenly, the vines began to stir. One of them reached up and wound itself around her boot. “What the hell?” she thought as she found herself unable to advance. “Damn her and her plants.” She reached …

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Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires – Chapter 3 – The Burrow

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires Chapter Three – The Burrow Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author. Story Codes: mf, nc-cons, inc, magic Harry and Ron couldn’t stop smiling, even after the unfortunate and grisly attack the previous night by a group of Death Eaters. The Quidditch match had gone so well, with Ireland beating Bulgaria, and Krum catching the snitch. The unwarranted attack by a group of death eaters and the subsequent Dark Mark blemished the experience to a degree, but only minimally for Ron, who was still dreaming about Narcissa Malfoy’s sweet pussy. The entire Weasley family, along with Harry and Hermione, had returned however, in the early hours of the morning. They were …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 2

Gray Jedi Ch. 2 “Serra, they’re on our tail!” “I see them! Hang on!” Serra Keto and Malik Ran rocketed through the Coruscant system, the Republic navy chasing after them all the while. The Z-95 Starfighters were fast, but their antique Defender-class light corvette held up splendidly, able to evade most incoming attacks. Not to mention that it was also quite well armed. “Get the hyperspace coordinates programed, I’ll keep ‘em at bay,” Malik said. “On it!” Malik pulled up the targeting computer, tracking the fighters behind them. He figured he wouldn’t be able to destroy them, but if he could just throw them off a bit, it would give them their chance to escape. As he placed them in his sights, a transmission came in over the comlink. “Unidentified ship, you have entered Imperial …

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Harry Potter and the Sisters Black – The Complete Saga PART ONE (THE BEGINNING)

HARRY POTTER AND THE SISTERS BLACK – THE COMPLETE SAGA Harry awakens with a groan. He feels the back of his head as he looks around the room. The room he’s in looks to be a cell, one steel door, one cot, one chamber pot, and four gray stone walls. He doesn’t feel anything unusual. He thinks to himself. “Ok, let’s try to figure this out. I was at Privet this morning. I went for my normal run. I thought I saw something in an alleyway and went to investigate it. Suddenly, my head exploded in pain.” He reaches into his sleeve, only to find his wand gone. As panic starts to set in, the door creaks open. Harry gets a glimpse of a sliver hand pushing against the door just before a familiar man …

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I Dream of Jeannie

Roger Healy pulls his car up in front of Maj. Anthony Nelson’s house in Cocoa Beach, Florida, on a beautiful sunny Monday morning. For years Roger and Tony have been riding together to the NASA base several times a week. Roger sees that Tony’s car is gone so he figures that he’s already left. Roger decides to go inside anyway and maybe score a cup of coffee from Jeannie. “Good morning Jeannie”, he calls out as he walks through the front door, “How about a cup of coffee?” Roger sees no one but hears a soft sobbing coming from the living room. “Oh, good morning Maj. Healy”, says Jeannie rising from lying on the couch; as she is wiping tears from her eyes. “My Master has already left for work but you are welcome to …

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Kelly Ripa Wants To Be On Top

This story begins in 2011 when Kelly Ripa was co-host on Live with Regis and Kelly. The story moves through the next year when Kelly finally becomes the star of her own TV show, Live with Kelly and Michael. Kelly Ripa is really pissed off. She has been co-host of the ABC morning show, “Live with Regis and Kelly”, for ten years now. She has poured her heart and soul into this television program. She has done everything she can think of to make the show a success and to make sure that Regis Philbin looks good on camera. And after all this, what does she have to show for all her efforts? She has nothing to show but heartache. Regis Philbin has recently announced, during one of the shows, that he is going to …

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Married with Children_(0)

Richard Baker has lived in his house, on Jeopardy Lane, for 21 years. He bought the house, in a suburb outside Chicago, when he took the job as a salesman for a major pharmaceutical company. At the time, Richard was a young man, only 24 years old. His job has been a successful one, as he went from a salesman to manager of their research and development department, over the years of his employment. Everything has worked out great for him, except for his house and property increasing in value; as he had expected it to. The lack of increasing property values, in the neighborhood, has been because of the house adjacent to his. Richard Baker lives next door to Al and Peggy Bundy. You see, Al has never taken very good care of his …

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The Beverly Hillbillies_(0)

I am self-employed as a business marketing analyst. My job is stressful and usually very busy. As my own boss though, I take off time whenever I want to. This particular day I have taken off to go fishing. I’ve gone to a stream, I know of, in the Santa Monica Mountains. It is a beautiful summer day of 1965 in Southern California; and I’ve found a nice shady spot along the stream. Later that morning I spot an older man walking upstream with a fishing pole. He is tall and slender but looks to be a transient. He has a week-old beard and he’s got on old shabby clothes and floppy hat. He wears a collarless white shirt and clodhopper boots. As he gets closer to my fishing spot, he calls out, “Howdy there, …

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Blame It On Hermione

Very important author’s notes: The spark for this lewd tale came from reading Harry Potter. Regardless of whether you like or dislike the movies or books, imagine how exciting it would be to utilize the ability to go back into someone’s memory and observe what happened to them at a certain point in time. These memories are stored in a stone receptacle . . . called a pensieve. A witch or wizard can extract their own memories or another person’s . . . and stores them in the pensieve, and reviews them later. Anyone can examine the memories in the pensieve, which also allows viewers to fully immerse themselves in the memories stored within, much like a magical form of . . . real world virtual reality. Harry talked Hermione into going into Dumbledore’s office …

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Naruto: Slave for You Ch. 2

Hinata awoke to the smell of breakfast. Slowly, she opened her eyes and was startled to find herself not in her own room. Then the memories of last night started to emerge in her mind as she reached for the collar around her next. It hadn’t been a dream after all. She had told the person she loved more than anyone else in the world how she felt. Then she noticed that Naruto wasn’t in the room. A sense of shame filled her as she remembered her lessons from the academy. She had been taught to awaken before her master. To prepare a meal for him to start the day out right. She had forgotten the basics that had been drilled into her head since day one. “Hey there,” said Naruto as he entered the …

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Modern Family: 1 – The middle child unleashed

Chapter 1 – Alex and Phil The Dunphey house was loud with Phil and Luke trying to create a louder sound system than they already had, Alex growled, as she was trying to study and the noise was annoying her, more than when Haley was eating. “Want a drink?” Haley asked, for some reason she was being nice to her, but she nodded in reply and waited for her to come back, to see if she was going to ask for something. Haley came back with two cans of coke and a twinkle in her eye, or a blown fuse, Alex was never sure. “Thanks” Alex was being courteous before being asked something, she opened her drink and took a few sips, her eyes fluttering as the bubbles went up her nose. “Listen, I was …

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Jane Jetson, Astro and the Paper-Lad

Jane Jetson was taking a long hot relaxing shower; George and the rest of her family were still asleep. She quietly slipped out of her shower and dried herself on a large towel. She then slipped on a white short white dressing gown, and walked into the kitchen. Rosie the robotic maid was busily preparing their breakfasts. Jane said “good morning” to Rosie. Rosie turned to look at Jane then said. “Good morning Mrs. Jetson.” Jane then asked Rosie “if she needed any help preparing the breakfast.” Rosie quickly informed Jane “that everything was nearly ready.” Jane just smiled at Rosie then left the kitchen. She remembered before getting Rosie that she had to do all the cooking and cleaning herself. Now everything was done by Rosie. And Jane was forced to admit, that Rosie …

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