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22Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Two: Pretzel Lovin’ Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Twenty-Two: Harry and Hermione attempt their first original ritual. In order to prepare themselves for the rituals that Hermione had created, the brunette witch devised a comprehensive workout routine. This routine consisted of several yoga postures as well as various calisthenics. Both of the young lovers would …

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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 10 The Wicked Weasley Witches Coven

This is a work of fan fiction. All characters are the properties of their respective owners. I own the story line. Chapter 10 -The Wicked Weasley Witches Coven Hermione sat at her desk reviewing a thick case file when there was a knock at her door. Mundungus Fletcher had been picked up the night before, and this time he had stolen goods on him. She was trying to decide which one of the prosecutors under her would be the most appropriate to handle the case. “Come in,” she answered as she closed the folder and set it in the center of her desk. The tall woman who entered her office was striking and radiated a commanding presence. Her blonde hair was pulled into a perfect French twist, and her make-up looked like it had been …

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The Big Bang Theory Chapter 1: The Disappearing Pussy Paradox

The Big Bang Theory Chapter 1: The Disappearing Pussy Paradox Hey Guys, It’s good to be back. Sorry about my hiatus from writing I’ve been busy with a lot of stuff, still am if I want to be honest but came up with a great idea and had to start a new story. So basically The Big Bang Theory is one of my favourite shows, and you’ve got to love all the hot chicks hanging around with those guys, gives the rest of us nerds hope. So was recently trolling the web and suddenly thought (as you do), is there any Big Bang Theory erotica out there? There was a lot of fan fiction with no real detail but implied sex, plus 1 story on literotica (sorry xnxx peeps, I was weak) that was alright. …

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Harry Potter Adventures: Chapter 4 – Part 2 of 3 – Ron’s Reward

This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, or have any affiliation with the author. Chapter 4 – part 2 Harry, Ginny, Katie and Demelza all entered the Gryffindor common room to find the party celebrations in full swing. The room was dark except for the bright lights which were emanating from the tips of peoples wands, as they waved them around like glow sticks. Music was playing loudly from the stereo and somebody had gone to the kitchens and brought drinks up to the party. Excited 4th year girls were dancing on the tables whilst at the centre of the room; Ron was surrounded by a gaggle of people, mostly girls, who were treating him as a hero. ‘See ya later Harry,’ whispered Ginny with a quick squeeze …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanfic Chapter 5

By Hana M Brimeck I set the phone down “Ok guys pizza’s on its way.” “Yay Pizza!” They holler in unison. “While we’re waiting Aimee there’s something I wanted to talk to you about.” I am caught off guard, usually hanging out with the guys is care free and fun but this time Leo has a completely serious look on his face, as does his brothers. “Ok, what it is?” I slowly sit down, my skirt riding up just slightly. Raph’s eyes drop and a slight smile crosses his lips. The guys look at each other than at me, “We think it’s time you learn to defend yourself.” Leo explains, “So far every night we’ve managed to be able to escort you home but what if there’s a time we aren’t. None of us want …

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Harry Potter and the Legacy of Hogwarts – Part 7 – Morning Mayhem

Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the actual Harry Potter series, its author, characters or book and movie franchises. This story has not been sold or created for profit. Story Codes: mf, mf, mf, mmf, cream pie, exhib, inc, hand job, hp, grope, magic, oral, unif, voy Harry Potter: Harry Potter And The Legacy Of Hogwarts Part 7 – Morning Mayhem by Avatrek ([email protected]) Ron Weasley’s dreams were strange; filled with time-travel and perversion, they were the oddest of his life. When he finally awoke hours later in the early morning of Tuesday in the Gryffindor sixth year boy’s dormitories, Ron realized his dreams were not that strange. What was strange was the situation he now found himself in; with a pounding headache and queasy stomach, Ron was on his back with someone lying on …

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Harry Potter and the Legacy of Hogwarts_(0)

Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the actual Harry Potter series, its author, characters or book and movie franchises. This story has not been sold or created for profit. Story Codes: mmfff, exhib, grope, magic, unif, voy Harry Potter: Harry Potter And The Legacy Of Hogwarts Part 1 – In The Beginning by Avatrek ([email protected]) Harry Potter’s fifth year of education was one of the most difficult times of his young life. Publicly slighted by both the Ministry of Magic and the influential magical media, Harry had been called a liar, attention-seeker and delinquent. After a very difficult fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where Harry and the rest of the school was secretly subjected to the mind-altering Spellbook of Desires, Harry had to watch a fellow Triwizard Champion, Cedric Diggory, murdered …

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The Spaces Between ( Supernatural Fanfiction Dean/Jo)

Jo slid the cleaning rod down the barrel of the rifle and sighed, breathing deep the smell of gun oil and metal. It was a scent that had, until recently, always reminded her of her father, the roadhouse and the other hunters. Sometimes, it even reminded her of her mother. It was a smell that paired itself in her memory with whiskey and stale beer, greasy food, the deep barrel laughs of men and women with too few opportunities for humor. But now it reminded her primarily of one man, the way a certain cologne can cause a woman to stop and breathe deep and just smile. In this instance, she resisted the smile by pursing her lips into a tight mew and furiously jamming the rod through the barrel, as though the rifle had …

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That Fucking Show

Eric Forman sighed as he stormed his way up the stairs, heading towards his bedroom. He had just spent the last six hours alone in his basement constructing Star Wars models and enjoying a one-man circle. Not that long ago he had a large group of friends who he would hang out with in the circle to take his mind off his pain, but he had lost that. He felt like he had nothing now. A few days ago Eric’s world had come crashing down around him when he had caught his girlfriend Donna Pinciotti cheating on him with another man… and another woman! And not just any man or woman but his dumb and annoying friends Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart. He honestly wasn’t sure which was more surprising. On one hand Donna had …

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Star Wars: The Restricted Files – Chapter 1 – Meeting Ass-hoka Tano Part 1

Disclaimer: The following story is not connected with the Star Wars franchise, or its creator, George Lucas and does not represent the characters, writers or producers of set franchise. Story Codes: no sex Star Wars: The Restricted Files Part 1 – Meeting Ass-hoka Tano Part 1 by Avatrek ([email protected]) “Come on Anakin… You said you could hack into C-3PO’s restricted files!” the fifteen year old Jaina Solo scolded her younger fourteen year old brother. “Dad’s gonna be back soon and if he catches us tampering with C-3PO’s memory, he’ll have a fit!” “Give him some room to work Jaina; he’s the only one that can do it… We’re just lucky C-3PO is down for maintenance” Jaina’s twin brother Jacen responded to his sister’s verbal jabs at Anakin. “Why do you two want to get into …

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Harry Potter and the Dark Princess: part 01 ( Rewritten)

Harry Potter and the Dark Princess . Seven days after the death of the dark lord Voldemort, in the headmasters office in Hogwarts school of wizardry, a conversation takes place. “Has she made a move yet ?” “No not yet, she remains where she has been .” “After all this , and she still doesn’t choose to act ?” “It appears that she did not think the time was right to reveal her self .” “And what about Harry? Do we tell him about her ?” “Harry played his part my dear Minerva we do not ask anymore of him .” “But doesn’t he have the right to know ?” “Maybe Harry has a part to play we do not know, we knew what was coming because of the prophecy. But what the future holds …

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3Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Three Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Also, the smut is going to be a bit more graphic than last time, so if you don’t like reading about sex, don’t read this fic. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Three Summary: Harry and Hermione spend time studying… and they happen to read a book or two as well Harry woke up the …

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Desires of Hogwarts – Part 2

After the breakfast, the students went their separate ways. The golden trio had to rush to their most dreaded lesson, DADA taught by Dolores Umbridge. As the class filed into the cramped and messy classroom, they were quite surprised to see the new teacher they had noticed at breakfast. He was sitting non-challantly, fiddling with some muggle technology device, feet up on the table, seemingly not realizing that students were filing into his classroom. Hermione felt herself getting aroused as she looked at him intently, even though she had sex an hour before. “Good morning class, My name is Professor Barrowman, but please just call me Jack. As you must have realized by now, I am not, infact, Umbridge. She has decided to take a more active part in running the school, which leaves me …

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Rocky & Bullwinkle: A Lost Adventure

Episode 1 We begin our story in the tiny hamlet of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota USA, population 27, where two of its leading citizens reside; Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose. It looks like they’re involved in some intense study. Let’s listen in. “Do you have any tens?” “Go fish,” said Rocky. Well, it looks like they’re more involved in leisure time activities. Unfortunately, a couple of dark figures are approaching their quaint cabin that is sure to break up this relaxing atmosphere and involve the duo in another harrowing adventure. At least we hope so. “Who can that be?” said Rocky in answer to the knock at the door. “I bet you it’s those pesky woodpeckers again. Just ignore them.” “Who is it?” “Natasha Fatale.” “Natasha Fatale who?” “Natasha Fatale going to injure you …

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The Office Affair

({*}) ({*}) ({*}) Shawn walked into the office for the first time this morning. He was a green accountant right out of school. He had been hired by a temp firm to help businesses with their accounting. This was going to be his first stop. He opened the door to the massive brick building and entered. He looked at the marquee and saw the company he was looking for was on the 2nd floor, across from Vance Refrigeration. He got on the open elevator and hit the button for the second floor. When he exited he turned right and saw two solid oak doors. Shawn walked up and hit the buzzer and waited to be let in. Pam heard the annoying buzzer Dwight had insisted on for security. She looked up, away from Jim to …

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Harry Potter Promise NR.14

Chapter 16 Disclaimer: don’t own As January began to wind down, Harry and his friends continued to do their research, and carried out reconnaissance missions, keeping an eye on the Ministry entrance, Diagon Alley, and Hogsmeade. By picking up copies of the Daily Prophet whenever they could, they learned of the Muggleborn Registration Commission, a committee that was ‘seeking to ascertain where self-proclaimed ‘muggleborns’ had stolen their magic from, since it clearly wasn’t inherited.’ Harry wanted to go beat something to a pulp when he read that Umbridge was heading up the committee. He did manage to let out a bit of his frustration by transfiguring some of the practice dummies to look like their former Defense professor. By the end of the afternoon, not one of them was left in any sort of fighting …

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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 23- Epilogue

This is a work of fan fiction. All characters and locations are the property of their respective owners. I own the story line. Epilogue Ron did one final walk-through of the bedroom to make sure he hadn’t missed anything. Dropping down to his hands and knees, he peered under the bed. Sure enough, they had missed something. Once he retrieved it, he realized he did not recognize this underwear, and he knew they didn’t belong to his wife. He stuck it in his pocket and figured he’d get it back to whoever needed it. After checking everything else, he walked down the hall as the others began to gather as well. “Somebody lose something?” He held up the underwear. “That’s where those went,” Ginny said as she snatched them from his hand. “Why the hell …

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Harry Potter “That” Need Part 11_(1)

Ginny paused outside the door to the Room of Requirement and chewed her bottom lip. She’d been a little surprised to be awoken by the insistent tapping of an owl outside her dorm window so early in the morning – it wasn’t even quite light outside – but that was nothing to her surprise when she’d recognized her brother’s untidy scrawl on the parchment asking her to meet him straight away. She took a steadying breath and slipped into the room, casting a quick locking spell as she entered. She smiled to herself as she noticed how vastly different the room looked in comparison to the night before. The big bed on which she’d played with her lovers and her brother was gone, a low table surrounded by a squashy sofa and arm chair in …

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harry_potter_01_(0)

================================================================== The following day, Ron, Hermione and Neville were surprised to find all the DA members, with the exception of Luna, Harry and Ginny of course, impatiently waiting for them at the Gryffindor common room. “What are you doing here?” asked Ron although he already knew why. “Because of this, mate. Now, tell us what’s wrong.” said Lee seriously as he handed them the latest copy of varied newspapers. “Err …umm—” he began but was rudely interrupted by an irritating voice. “I knew it! Harry’s been so weird lately. Now, I know why.” said Zacharias with a smirk. “Shut up! Let him talk.” snapped the usually jolly twins to him. “Do you believe what’s written there?” asked Hermione shrewdly to the new arrivals. “Of course not! Harry would never do such a thing!” exclaimed Cho …

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Batgirls – Falcones Fury Issue 2

“Okay…” Barbara muttered to herself looking at the transmitter she had just pieced back together from the thousands of little pieces she had found it in. “Now… To see if it works…” She said aloud before connecting it to Oracle, her specialized computer that rivaled even Batman’s own Bat-computer. Barbara watched in anticipation as the computer attempted to recover the data from the transmitter, fearful that the computer would give her some sort of error and she’d have to basically start from scratch in finding her friend and fellow vigilante, fellow Batgirl. Each minute that passed made Barbara a little bit more sick. FILE TRANSFER SUCCESFULLY “Yes!” Barabara went to work sifting through all the data immediately. More specifically, Barbara was looking for the audio logs of the transmitter. The costly transmitter had 5TB worth …

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