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Harry Potter Promise NR.8

Chapter 17 Disclaimer: not mine Snape looked up at the sound of the knock on his door, and set aside the essay he had been grading. An abysmal effort by a second year Hufflepuff, barely worth the parchment it had been written on. He opened the door to see Black standing on the other side. Sirius tried not to let any apprehension show. “Snape. You wanted to speak with me?” Snape nodded and stepped aside, gesturing for the Defense professor to enter his office. Once the two men were inside, Snape put up several privacy wards. That act done, he leaned against his desk, and observed his onetime nemesis. Black looked composed. He was wearing his public face, the one Snape had seen staring up at him in an article in the Prophet a few …

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9Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Nine Summary: Hermione proves that Crookshanks isn’t the only one with claws! The trio landed in the Hospital Ward of Hogwarts, and Hermione instantly called for Madam Pomfrey. The matron came bolting out of her office, and upon seeing Ron and Harry’s condition, demanded to know what happened. “We were attacked by Death Eaters,” Hermione practically shouted out in panic. “Ron was blown into a wall after being hit with two Cruciatus Curses. I think he may have a concussion.” Pomfrey waved her wand at Harry and Ron, using a Mobilicorpus Charm to float the two toward a pair of hospital beds. Harry groaned pitifully; even though Pomfrey’s charm was very gentle, it still jostled him a bit which just seemed to aggravate his numerous bruises, especially the battered ‘Harry, Jr.’ and his baggage …

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Santa IV

John emerged from the opening this time at a leisurely walk. Stopping a moment he looked out past the blurriness of the edge of the time bubble they were all in. Well he thought so far so good, feeling a slight vibration he looked in the bag he was carrying.    John’s mouth dropped open, was it his imagination or was the crystal growing? Funny he thought it wasn’t any heavier, shaking his head he knew he was going to have to get used to it that was all. After everyone was settled John decided to find out how far they were from this count that Mercy had mentioned. Reaching out at first he didn’t feel anything, and then suddenly he could feel another magical presence!   John’s mouth hung open so that was how …

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The Jungle Whore_(0)

The Jungle Whore During my first trip to Tanzania with the Peace Corps in the mid-1960’s, I heard several tales about children who were occasionally stolen from small native settlements by wild animals. Big cats were the most common offenders but apes and chimpanzees were known to grab small ones, too. I never gave it much thought, thinking that the children had merely become meals for hungry animals, rather than the other way around. After several trips over the years, I had become familiar with many of the jungles…. enough to do my own exploring and photographing for days at a time. On one excursion, I was alone in the foothills of a mountain, shitting quietly under some thick underbrush. The normal, and beautiful sounds of birds, frogs, mating calls, and monkey chatter were all …

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Harry Potter and the Sisters Black chapter 2(full chapter)

All four of them appear in an alley not far from #4. The small party makes their way to the Dursleys household. Quickly, they enter through the kitchen door. Harry enters first and immediately assaulted by his uncle. “BOY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK HOURS AGO DAMN IT! I WANT THE LAWN MOWED BEFORE YOU GET ANY SUPPER.” Vernon’s about to continue when there’s a pair of pop’s next to him, he turns to find himself looking down the end of a pair of wands being held by two gorgeous women, one blonde, the other raven haired. Just as the sisters are opening their mouths, Harry says, “Don’t cast anything on them.” Both of them have rage clearly etched on their faces as they slowly lower their wands and Bellatrix snarls, …

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30Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Thirty: Draco makes his move!!! “You had sex in front of Courtney?” Luna asked for the third time in as many minutes. “Yes. I don’t see what is so difficult to understand,” Hermione answered. The two witches were sitting on the couch, while Ron and Harry played a game of chess. The four were enjoying the solitude afforded to them in the Head Students’ chamber. The topic of conversation had dealt with the fact that Harry and Hermione proudly admitted that they performed a public sex act. More shockingly, the couple had sex, knowing that they had an audience, albeit of one. “You two have grown so kinky that you’re now having a live show, that’s what’s so hard to understand,” explained Ron after he moved a pawn. “No, what’s so hard to believe …

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18Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Eighteen: “Doctor, Doctor, give me the news…” After Tonks had left, Harry and Hermione had a very interesting conversation. “B-but I-I already m-met your f-folks,” Harry pointed out nervously. “You said ‘hi’ to them from across the room five years ago,” corrected Hermione. “That isn’t what I’d call /’meeting them’/.” “C-couldn’t we do this a-after we defeat V-Voldemort,” Harry suggested with a stutter. “I-I mean, I’v-ve got so much on my mind as it is; g-go to school , f-find the Horcruxes, f-face Voldemort. P-please, w-w-we’ll meet y-your parents a-after I defeat V-Voldemort!” At that precise moment, Harry was hoping that he’d lose the final battle with Voldemort. Death was a much more pleasing option to Harry than meeting the parents of the girl he was having sex with. “Harry, you’re the bravest person …

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21Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

The first few days of term were very stressful for Harry, to say the least. Every one of his instructors started their lessons by reiterating the fact that the seventh year students would be taking the aptly named N.E.W.T.’s in the near future. Each warned the students that this year would be particularly difficult. The professors gave a hint at just how difficult the year would be when they gave out their first assignments. Slughorn’s assignment required the students to read four lengthy chapters focusing on eight potions. The students then had to write four feet of parchment on each potion by the end of the week. McGonagall warned her students that they would have to master human transfiguration by end of the lesson on Friday. Even the usually jolly Sprout was deadly serious as …

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Modern Family: 3 – Clowning Around!!

Chapter 3 – Got a Clown in me Cameron had put Lily to bed and to make sure she wasn’t going to wake up, he gave her a sleeping pill, he did this when she was being too rowdy or when he and Mitchell wanted to make love and they were going to be too loud. “I mean can you believe it? A whore he called me. I’m not that much of a whore” Sal ranted, she downed her 3rd drink, her 3rd for being at Cameron and Mitchell’s, but Mitchell guessed that she had been drinking earlier. “Well remember the night you and he were getting married” Mitchell reminded her, but quickly shut up, as Sal gave him the evil eye. “Ok Lily is down, so lets get our drink on” Cameron came into …

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanfic Chapter 10 – Closing – The Choice

Master Splinter and I sit alone in the dojo. His demeanor is more serious than usual, he doesn’t have the air of Sensei today, something else is going on. My heart is pounding, my mouth is dry, I have no idea what he’s going to tell me, get the fuck out of here Aimee? You’re no longer welcome. I know you’re banging my sons you whore. It takes every bit of inner strength to stay quiet and continue to look him in the eyes. It is like being back in school and being called into the principal’s office because I am in major trouble or being called into the boss’s office to be fired. My palms are sweating, my stomach in knots, my mind running in a million directions wondering, what is he going to …

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Leave it to Beaver and his brother

It was a sunny and mild Friday in Mayfield, the ideal American town where everything was perfect, including the Cleaver family. Ward, the 41-year-old handsome father was hard at work providing for his family. June, the world’s most perfect 39-year-old stay at home mother was keeping the house neat as a model home and cooking fabulous meals for her husband and her two sons as always. Beaver was now 16 and going to school at Mayfield High and his almost six year older brother, Wally was going to the local college. Mayfield High was closed that day for a teacher’s conference and Wally did not have any scheduled classes that afternoon. Beaver was at the park playing with his close friends, Larry, Gilbert and Whitey but they had become bored and decided to call it …

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One Big Horny Weasley Family- Chapter 02 What’s Good for the Goose

Chapter 2- What’s Good for the Goose Ron wasted no time in complying with his wife’s request. It was very rare that she ever asked to be ‘fucked’; and usually it took an unmerciful amount of teasing. He fastened his lips to hers and slid his hand down the back of her shorts. He began to squeeze and drag his nails over her soft flesh. She broke the kiss and nipped at his bottom lip. “I didn’t say grope me. I didn’t say play with me. I said fuck me.” Without a second thought Ron rolled over and stood up, dropping his shorts to reveal his erection. She raised her hips and Ron yanked the boxers off her. He climbed back on to the bed and set his hand on the small of her back. …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 8

Gray Jedi Ch. 8 “There’s the hangar,” Malik said, peering through his electrobinoculars. “A couple of patrols, nothing too bad. The entrance is still sealed up, so I bet they think nobody can get in that way.” “Now we just gotta figure out how to get in unnoticed,” Serra muttered. “Sir, I’m back!” Rex said, walking up behind them. “What did you find, Rex?” “Nearby sewer line leading directly from the Jedi Temple. We should be able to get into the hangar that way.” “Perfect. Lead on.” The Jedi followed Rex as he turned down a back alleyway, spying a grating on the ground ahead of them. Malik and Rex lifted it open for Serra, slipping into the sewer and closing the grating behind them. The stench was foul, but the tunnel was just large …

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Gray Jedi Ch. 6

Gray Jedi Ch. 6 “That is my official designation. But as you well know, my friends call me Rex.” “Yes… Captain Rex of the 501st legion,” Malik replied. “The same, sir.” “Also the legion that slaughtered all our friends in the Jedi Temple,” Malik seethed, gripping his lightsaber tightly. “I had nothing to do with that,” Rex said calmly. “Is that so?! Then which Jedi did you turn on, huh?” Malik shot back, taking a step forward, the tip of his lightsaber precariously close to Rex’s face. “These betrayals happened all over the galaxy, Jedi being slaughtered by the clones they regarded as friends.” “I… I know…” Rex hung his head. “I cannot condone the actions of my brothers, sir. All I can say for sure is that I have never and will never betray …

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Santa_(0)

John Timberland stretched his six foot body out as he climbed out of his car. Rubbing his blue eyes he shook his head at the scene before him. Several people were shouting at the desk clerk at the front door. Walking up the poor man looked at John with a pleading look. “What are you going to do about this?” A woman was almost screaming at the man. “I apologize ma’am, we are doing all we can to remedy the situation,” the clerk was saying. “Remedy?! REMEDY!!!? No, I want this done NOW not when you are ready!” The woman shouted raising the volume of her voice. “I’m sorry ma’am, as I said we are doing all we can…” started the clerk. “Well you should be doing a hell of a lot more! I demand …

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8Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eight Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Eight Summary: Harry goes on the ride of his life! Harry slowly turned to face Ron. The rage and anger Harry was feeling was about to be unloaded upon his taller friend. But before he could unleash his fury, one of the …

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Harry Potter NR.4

Chapter Sixteen – Godric’s Hollow Harry arrived in the receiving room and said hello to Andrew. They were chatting away when the door opened and Mattie walked in. “Excuse me Andrew, I believe the most important girl in my life just walked in and I had better cut it short so I stay on her good side” Harry said turning to Mattie smiling. “Mattie, you are a sight for sore eyes. If we had not had our monthly meetings like we did I do not think I could have made it. It is always nice to return home to my family.” “You are turning into quite the charmer, Harry. Have you been practicing on all those pretty girls at Hogwarts?” asked Mattie. “I wish. I may have grown exponentially knowledge wise this school year, but …

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The Wrestler part 1

The Silent Assassin was his ring name and that wasn’t by chance real name Adam he was a product of the big American companies development and had trained under some of the greats but he had one thing holding him back from that dream he couldn’t talk in front of crowds. At least that’s what he had told people the issue was, really he couldn’t talk in front of women. This was why he was in Japan wrestling in a super junior match. It was excusable here for him to remain quiet so long as he could tell a story well in the ring. The fact he never said anything gave him a mystique that led to a cult following. He was coming to the end of his contract and knew he would be back, …

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Jena and Lisi Ch. 3

The mysterious black robed figure waved his fingers through the air. The girls could not resist his power and knelt on the floor before him, their arms behind their backs, their heads up in the air, and their bodies presented to him. A figure stepped out of the shadow of the black clad warrior. She wore armor similar in style to the ground troopers, yet the color was of the shiny silver Nubian style spacecraft that occasionally graced the skies of their home-world. Cum still dribbling from their lips, the two girls were roughly pulled to their feet by the squad of troopers that surrounded them. They quickly slapped stun cuffs on them and if that wasn’t enough, for some strange reason neither of them could touch the Force anymore! Kylo and the silver masked …

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WoW Darkmoon Happy Endings chapter 2

“Ah, good you’re up,” said Wimond as Aroal descended the stairs of one of the inns in Stormwind. Aroal let out a sigh. He had wanted to get up before his brother did but, as it turns out, he had failed in his quest. Seeing no way out, Aroal walked over to his brothers table and sat down. Seeing food on the table, Aroal reached out for some but his hand was slapped away by his brother. “Hey, what was that for?” demanded Aroal as he shot his older brother a nasty glare. “We are not to eat yet,” said the older paladin. “We must fast before heading to the Cathedral of Light. Until we are done there we must only drink water.” “Why are we heading there?” To his surprise Wimond said nothing at …

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