28Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Eight: Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Twenty-Eight: Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches… and pains in the arse. The next morning, after a good long rest, thirteen naked, sweaty, and fairly sticky people fumbled around in blindness. “No one remove your blindfolds,” one Hermione commanded. “We don’t want to …