I’m A Naughty Young Lady
“So, are you learning everything, Eliza?” “I think so, I’m sorry, but it’s still just learning shit I’m positive I’ll never need in real life. What degree is this angle, this equation somehow, I’m supposed to get this, blah, blah, blah.” I whined, backing away. “Don’t get me wrong, but you’re like trying to teach sex to someone that wants to be celibate. Maybe that’s not the best analogy, but you get the point, Rex.” “I do, Eliza. College sucks even more than high school because the material is harder, and you’re going bankrupt. Well, you’re just in community college, but still, it’s a bitch all the way around.” “I’ve never heard that word before, Rex, is it French or Italian?” “I have no idea where the ‘community’ word comes from, Elisa,” he laughed. “That …