Cum And Condescension
My wife Lynn and I are really not very compatible; it’s kind of amazing that we got married in the first place. And ironically, I think it was my sex drive that was the catalyst. We were young then, and she loved my attentions; it was an ego boost for her to know I was always ready, willing, and able, and besotted with her sleek and supple body. But, in many ways, we’re polar opposites. And not in a complimentary or an opposites-attract kind of way, either. You see, she’s a moral and emotional pillar of strength: “Do the right thing, regardless of the consequences.” And she doesn’t give a damn what other people think, either, “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke!” is another of her axioms. I, on the other hand, am …