Cut to the Chase
“Huh!” I knew I was dirty minded, but somehow missed that I was gay, until my dad got his Cock Gun out. He bitched about how much of a pain in the ass cabinetry is, but mom finally nagged him enough to fix her bedside table. it’s just a night stand, 1 night stand, and of course the “Caulk Gun” jokes were obvious, but he finally got pissed off at my dirty jokes, and kicked me out of the workshop. It was like talking about a Dam. Look at that damn thing. An excuse to say “Cock gun,” but I got woody on the way back in the house. “Uh,” I almost ran right into my little sister, but thank god she didn’t look down until I got in my room, and locked the door. …