Low-LIfe Stripper
To begin The Amateur Hour on an early-September, Friday night at The Sparkling Diamond Club, the announcer said, ‘Gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to introduce Carol, The Brazen Hussy.’ After a short pause, the long-brown-haired 36-year-old appeared on-stage. She was wearing a -top, high-heeled shoes and a brief skirt. While the male audience clapped, a lewd crossed her pretty face as she teasingly slid her top over her head and exposed her massive, but firm udders. ‘Christ almighty!’ exclaimed the white, 19-y/o Philip. ‘With such huge jugs, guys in Scotland would call her a ‘dirty cow!’ said Toby, his also-white -and -19-y/o friend. He’d scarcely mentioned that when the Third Polevstian Dance from the opera, ‘Prince Igor’, started thundering through the sound system. Immediately, Carol removed her, to begin a vulgar shimmy while humping her lightly-furry …