Interviewing a Monster; I.E Cryptid #1
“So, I was an upper rib cage connected to a head at that moment. Um, well, normal humans would call me thing. Or monster. But I prefer. Cryptid in the human tongue of English. Has mysterious ring to it. Also, I have no name you humans can pronounce so I’ll call myself… Gene. Why not. Genes a simple yet strong name among you humans. Anyway, don’t worry about your protagonist I’m fine. Slowly growing back after a few different species in crime chopped me to bits thinking it would kill me. Almost worked. If I hadn’t scrapped together enough tissue and escaped before they BURNED the rest. But that’s in the past! I’ll simply consume them. No tonight is one of those little pen, house? Pent, house? Letters? Yeah one of those. It started after …