Miss Piggy
OK so that’s not her real name but it is what we all called her at my boarding school when I was in Sixth Form (in UK, probably not the same in USA). She was the Games Mistress and she was a genuine sadist. We were all convinced she got off sexually by humiliating us and just by being a bitch. She had a somehow really prominent upper lip which came out just a little bit too much over her lower lip and she had short, butch light brown hair. When you are only just 18, you are no good at judging grown up ages so I can’t really tell you how old she was. I was no good at games; I was the one that no-one wanted on their team so I think Piggy …