Becoming Daddy’s Maid
Eighteen-year-old Liz overheard her mom and dad talking in the other room, “I’m so tired of cleaning up after you and Liz,” her mom said, “This is why I’m always too exhausted to have sex with you! I swear I should just hire a maid!” Her mom then stormed out of the house and her dad’s phone rang. “Hello?” Peter answered as Liz listened from around the corner. “Hey, Joe. How’s it going?” “I’ve been better,” Peter continued, “You won’t believe what Susan just told me. She told me she was going to hire a maid to clean the house.” “She doesn’t do anything else around here. The least she could do is keep the house clean.” Peter laughed loudly at something Joe had said. “Maybe you’re right, I shouldn’t fight it. I could just …