Charlie Brown 3
Please read 1 and 2 first to understand fully Linus and Charlie Brown walked around the Christmas tree lot looking for that perfect tree. There were lots of beautiful, perfectly shaped trees on this lot, but they were all too expensive. They only had three dollars and thirty cents and what kind of a tree could you get with that? They were at the far end of the lot where the cheaper trees were and no one else was around when Linus asked Charlie Brown what seemed to him to be a very strange question. “Have you ever fucked a girl, Charlie Brown?” “Uh, no,” he answered. He knew that Linus had drunk Sally’s pee, but he didn’t know that he might have fucked her too. “Have you?” “Well, sort of,” said Linus. They walked …