The Dragon, The Bunny, And The Biker Chick
The first motorbike was invented in 1885. Strangely, it was described as a means of personal transport; the idiots who determined that clearly hadn’t discovered its true calling. Thankfully, in our day, many have learned the heavenly joy of correctly using a motorbike; they’ve learned what it was actually invented for. And they never forgot the euphoria. — The Bunny’s Birthday — I was led by a leash, blindfolded with red satin, through her house. With a little tug here and a little tug there, the Biker Chick pulled me from room to room. The smell of homemade cinnamon rolls, baked last night, still filled the house. We hadn’t eaten a single one before becoming too engrossed in other, louder, and more fun activities, a prelude to my birthday celebration. I had only known this …