Rent A Wife
Fbailey story number 468 Rent A Wife My boss invited me to a party and said, “Bring your wife.” He caught me off guard. It took me a moment to remember that I had let everyone believe that I was married. That way I had an excuse not to go out with the guys after work and the women were not trying to play matchmaker. I mentioned my problem to my neighbor and he said, “Take my wife. I’m sure she’ll do it. Sylvia likes you and she could use a night out.” When he told Sylvia about it she came right over and asked me to tell her about this party. I told her that it would be at my boss’ house, that it was a formal gathering, and that it might run late. …