Ernesto
My hubby Rocky tells me he wants to get the inside of our house painted. Ok I agree with him and so we start getting estimates. We’re looking for a one man operation. I called a few places and the last one I called his name was Ernesto. He tells me give me your address and I’ll be right over. I give him our address and about an hour later the doorbell rings. I have on my red satin robe and a white bikini top and thong. I open the door and there’s Ernesto, all five feet of him and he smiles and he has a gold tooth. He comes inside and I put my hand out and say hi I’m Carol. Ernesto won’t let go of my hand and he’s staring at my big …