It’s cookie time!
“Jesus! My nipples! They are OUT!” As she drove her minivan, Abby Carter looked down at her chest in a panic. The 25-year-old blonde had forgotten to put on a bra before dashing out of the house. Abby wore her comfy-but-threadbare Eminem concert T-shirt she’d had for a decade. As a result, her large breasts bounced freely whenever she hit a pothole, and her nipples showed clearly through the thin cloth. Abby’s long blond hair was pulled into a careless ponytail. Flip-flops and way-too-tight cutoff shorts completed her inappropriate outfit. “Why didn’t I remember earlier that I have to pick up Emma’s Girl Scout cookies today!” Abby wailed to herself. “Now I have to meet the Girl Scout leader dressed like THIS!” The young mom shivered thinking of Mrs. Moffatt, her daughter’s perfectly proper troop …