Oops – Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I accidentally knocked up my son’s 12 year old virgin girlfriend the night of his 13th birthday party. My son Ben had his 13th birthday party at home, with a small group of friends, boys and girls, which included his 12 year old girlfriend Tilly. They had a pretty good night, we ordered loads of pizzas and I let them have some alcohol, I know, I’m a pretty cool dad. At about 9pm, a couple of hours after the party started, I went upstairs out of the way and left them to it, my son didn’t want his boring old dad hanging about, so I stayed in my room trying watch TV over the loud music and rowdy drunk teens coming from downstairs. The part wound down at 11pm and most of them went home, …