Phoney Jock
I got bored waiting, so I went around back to smoke a cigarette. My sister had soccer practice after school, so mom let me take the car and go pick her up. I showed up early, but it’s soccer. Practice, just a bunch of little girls running around, chasing the ball. Laps, cones, lining up for free-throws on the goalie, or whatever they call it in soccer. Free kicks? I guess, but I’m not a pervert. Well, not that kind of pervert, it turns out. It’s a middle school, so it’s just a bunch of 12, and 13 year olds, like my sister. Even if I wanted to see something, there wasn’t much to see through their baggy uniforms, but then I went around the corner, and lit up. Honestly, I wasn’t even thinking about …