Nobody
“No, just let me go.” I tried to reason with him, “You’re drunk.” He just wouldn’t listen to me, but I dropped my underwear to take a piss. I was drunk too, but getting grabbed, and mauled by a total stranger out of nowhere really started sobering me up. “Huh!” Then, I swear, I heard an exasperated sigh. “You heard the man, let him go.” “Fuck off, lady,” he turned, and looked over, and then literally let go of my junk. “What the fuck? Who’re you supposed to be?” “Nobody?” “That’s your superhero name?” “No, it’s just none of your goddamned business.” She unzipped her bodysuit, way past her navel, and pulled it open, to expose her breast. “Now what do you think you’re doing?” “I can’t do this with my clothes on.” She stepped …