What RU Afraid Of? (Lazy Suzan)
I guess you’re wondering how I turned out this way. Well, I was molested. “By an older girl?” He guessed. “How’d you guess?” “Well, by process of elimination,” he counted off on one finger. “You’re into bisexual guys, but.” 2, “You’re triggered by lesbians.” “Huh, yeah. Okay, well I guess it all started with my Grandma. She didn’t molest me, but she called me Lazy Suzan. I guess she was called that when she was young, because they had one in her kitchen.” “A what?” “Oh, a Lazy Suzan is a kitchen cabinet, in the corner. So, you have this little merry go round in there to turn the food around, where you can pull it out of the door?” He nodded. “Oh, my aunt’s got a spice rack like that.” “Yeah, well that’s called …