Jail ‘Bate
#Lies. Right off the bat, I want to point out that this is a convicted sex offender, telling his side of the story… “It’s not like that. See, she turned out to be 19, but she said that she forgot her ID. She wanted to buy a bunch of cans, 4Loco, Smirnoff Ice, that kind of thing.” “24 ounce.” “Yeah, but they just poured them all in a punch-bowl. I told her that I couldn’t sell her them without ID, but I’d be taking the trash out. How many you need? There’s a mic on the register, but it only goes out to the pumps if you push the button.” “I know, man. It’s just underage drinking, but that’s not how you got a statch charge.” “Huh, well when I got off work, they were …