The Night Before Christmas 8
Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” blasted through the stereo—I knew this one instantly. It was loud and electric, setting the perfect tone for the party; Sexual, high energy, with a cool beat and guitar shredding. You need cooling Baby, I’m not fooling I’m gonna send ya Back to schooling Robert Plant’s unmistakable vocals and Jimmy Page’s guitar – it was a cool song -everybody seemed to dig it. “These men said you have a pussy that looks like a Roast Beef sandwich. Do you agree, Blitzen?” I asked as Eddie spun me around for my attempt. “I guess so,” Blitzen tee-heed playfully. “Simple question, simple answer from a simple twat,” I insisted on a yes or a no. The blindfold made me feel anonymous – and allowed me to stop looking at my mother and …