Every bathroom should have one
I was bursting for a piss and had to use the upstairs bathroom, I had no idea she in there taking a bath. She was a good little girl though, very good My mates neighbour was having a garden party one summer evening, so her invited me to come along with him, it was a great party, great people, lots of food and plenty of alcohol, rich people throw great parties. But I’d drank too much and had been bursting for the toilet for nearly an hour, I was too busy chatting up some good looking ladies to worry about pissing, but I couldn’t hold it any longer, “Where’s the toilet, Frank?” I asked the host, but someone was in the downstairs one, “Use the one upstairs, go up two flights, turn left down the …