Bottom Bunk
My best friend Claire told me to bring my boyfriend over for “A party.” She had the house to herself all weekend… So, we showed up after dark, but when we got up to the front door, we didn’t hear any music. I hit the doorbell, and Claire let us in, but she was dressed up. “What are you wearing?” Obviously a nun’s outfit, but a very naughty nun. She grabbed me, and pulled me in. “Close the door.” My boyfriend shut, and locked it behind him, but I turned his head. “Don’t look!” “Sorry, I just. I couldn’t help it.” “Claire, what the fuck!” She was gone so I had to go after her. “This better not be one of those bicurious threesome things.” “It’s not.” I heard her down the hall, and saw …