For the Ds.
A couple boys got held back, so they were in my class, and I was getting straight As. So, they asked me if I could help them get their grades up… It wasn’t Sex Education, they’re still teaching “Abstinence Only,” which is basically don’t worry about it until you get married. Of course, I wanted premarital sex anyway, because I was horny, almost a teenager, and some of the boys at school were starting to look pretty good to me. Middle school boys, so just starting puberty, their voices are changing, and they’s getting uncomfortable boners to hide in class, or ask to go to the bathroom where they can masturbate in peace. I do it too, but it’s distracting, so now I’m worried about my grades slipping, but they didn’t say anything about sex. …