Mia Moore
My mom is a basic bitch from a long line of basic bitches, and my father? He was right out of a romance story. Literally, she told me she was on leave, and about him taking her around Majorca on his Yacht. I thought it was “So romantic,” because I grew up with these stories, until I started asking questions about what was wrong with it. For one thing, she was stationed in San Diego, she was never really on a ship, because she was a Billeting officer. Even if she was, it would have been Pacific Fleet, and to even meet someone in the Mediterranean Carrier Group to hear about this, she would have to go all the way around Panama, and the US doesn’t have a Navy base anywhere near the Spanish Riviera …