Sawzall
A friend of mine took my shopping, and her brother played chauffeur, but we ended up playing more. I know it’s cliche’, but I never got the big deal with shopping. No pun intended, but I got some money to buy stuff for my family, and instead of taking them home, to wrap them. Shelly said that “We’ll take you home, and you can do it over there.” I had no idea that she ment it, pun intended, but her brother Paul didn’t even smile. He got in, while we put all the stuff in the trunk, and Shelly called “Shotgun!” So, she got in up front, and I got in the back. She went on, and on about how she had the perfect place, and her dad was a bit of an inventer. “I …