Secret Santa
I get talked into being Santa and I get all the presents. I’m a grandpa now with grey hair and when I let it grow a grey beard. Last November I did No Shave November. By the end of the month I had a decent silver beard. I was going to shave it off come Dec 1st, but was talking to my neighbor Becky and she said, You should keep it. You look sexy with it. Well, at 60 I don’t get a lot of 30 yo hotties telling me I look sexy, so immediately decided I would keep it. It looks good, she said as she rubbed my face. In fact, have you ever thought about being a Santa? Uh no. I may have a beard, but would still have to wear a pillow …