A Side of Dick
There was just this boy, and always came around my work for lunch. One day he brought his mother. This isn’t the kind of thing I would ever do, which is probably why I was a virgin until college. Even then, I went to some parties, found some guys with beer goggles on, and got a room. I guess you could call that slutty, but that’s where I met my boyfriend, so I guess it kinda worked out. Likewise, cheating: I never had a steady boyfriend to sleep around on, but this boy. Like most of them, he didn’t really look at me. He mostly texted on his phone, and ate his burrito, then left. I even thought that he must not be like those guys that know they’re good looking, and act like douchebags …