She was a very good witch…
I was in my mid-thirties and had just recently gotten divorced. I had gotten married young so didn’t really have a lot of experience going out to bars and trying to pick up girls. But there was a little bar near where I worked so I started dropping in when I got off work around 10 o’clock at night. It turned out to be a typical dive bar with mostly regulars and it turned out to have a reputation for being a rough place. But at 6′ 6″, 290 lbs and a former Marine I wasn’t really worried about it. I was more interested in all the hotties that were there every night. So before long I was one of the regulars. Most of the crowd there were younger than me, especially the girls. I …