Trans – formation
Summer 2026 It were an ordinary morning. Phone rang. “Hell – Oh” I says casual like . “Is that sex change clinic?” this twat asks. “No its a fucking Chinese laundry, of course it’s sex change clinic,” I says, “What do you want?” “To become a woman,” he says. “Best of luck with that, periods, hot flushes, babies,” I says, “What we offer is a basic prickoptomy, like clean sweep or a de-bollocking if you want to be an enoch, I mean Unuch.” “Oh,” he says. “We can make a cunt hole where your cock was, “ I says, “If you want but most folk what’s interested is queers what takes it up their ass anyway so it’s a bit pointless is that.” “Oh,” he says. “Look if you just want’s to perv, we can …