The World’s Best
The World is your oyster I woke up at 11 30am with the ring of my cell phone, I looked at my phone and saw that the caller was my dumb bitch of a neighbour. I pressed the button that put the phone on silent and lay back on my bed, stroking my dick which had started to tingle at the thought of my neighbour. She was a dumb bitch, but fuck was she hot. She had that perfect face that I thought of when I jacked off, and although she had a slightly flat chest, she had a behind that I thought existed only in my wildest dreams. I dragged myself out of bed and headed for the shower, but before I managed to get to it my phone rang again, it was her, …