We have a Weiner
My friend asked me “What did you bring for show and tell?” On the bus, after school. “Nothing? My teacher didn’t give us that assignment.” But, she already had her backpack off, and unzipped it to show me. “It’s a wiener!” She giggled, but she had to pull straps out of the way to show me the molded plastic head. “Oh my god, you didn’t show that in class?” She giggled, “No. Just you, but.” She lowered her voice, even though I just shouted, the other kids were talking too loud, and weren’t really listening to us, but she whispered too low to hear. “What?” I leaned over closer, so she could tell me. ‘i’m not supposed to bring it to school.’ “Of course not, but where did you get it in the first place?” …