The Splits
A boy split his pants after school, so I saw a chance to molest him. He jumped down off the high platform on the playground, and then he stood up. Covering his butt with both hands. I ran after, and caught him in the trees. He asked me what I was doing when I stuck my fingers in the rip up the back. “Your underpants are sticking out, here.” I stuffed them in his butt crack, and he clenched up to hold them. So, I untucked his shirt. “Take this off.” “What for?” He let me pull it over his head, so I wrapped it around his waist, but the sleeves were too short to tie them together in front, so I stuffed them in his pockets. “Now what are you doing?” He squirmed when …