Close Encounters Of The Sexual Kind
Introduction: Captain’s Personal Log Stardate 44302.9: —————————————- We are currently en route to the former planet of galactic peace, Nimbus III. Lately though, something strange has been happening aboard the Enterprise. There have been numerous reports of lewd and indecent conduct by both male and female crew-members from all over the ship. Doctor Beverly Crusher can find no apparent medical or physiological reason for the increase in amorous tendencies of the crew. But I must admit, even I can feel it. Lately, the sight of almost every female on board seems to excite me like never before. I don’t know what this feeling is, nor what is causing it, but it is driving me, and the Enterprise, to Nimbus III at warp speed. Something powerful, and very compelling is pulling us …