Another Day For Melvin
For the first time in two days, I stood still and thought. What was I going to do to occupy my time? I had no job and the band didn’t have a practice that day. I felt too ansy to watch TV and I felt no urge to listen to music. My mind scanned through hundreds of possabilities in but a few seconds (like only a true android’s brain can), and I finally settled on porn. Get myself nice and horny for the rest of the day. I turned on my computer and let it boot up. Damn thing took a while, but I was used to it’s stupid shit by that point. That’s what I get for using Kazaa to download porn. Free sites are just so much better and the wait time is …