Anal Virgin (Edit)
Introduction: “Broadstairs Minor Sir,” the lower sixth prefect announced as he escorted the young Broadstairs into the Deputy Heads snug. “Yes Lampbert, what is all this about?” the Deputy Head asked, “Broadstairs won’t let me bugger him sir.” Lampbert complained, “Neither before prep or after rugger this aft sir, really it’s not fair.” “And what have you to say for yourself Broadstairs?” the Deputy asked. “Sorry sir, I’m from Yorkshire sir and I don’t take kindly to buggery sir,” Broadstairs insisted. “Look laddy, we aren’t committed to turning out queers here but the upper sixth do need to get their ends away somehow,” the Deputy explained, “After all when they were lower sixth last year they let the then upper sixth bugger them stupid.” “That’s as it may be sir but buggery of a person …